Recommended Careers

Most of you must have tried out at least one of those Excel-based quizzes. I particularly liked the one where you match the tagline with the brand, and the one where you match the lyrics with the song.

I got another one from a friend. This simple test determines the career best suited for you by simply typing in your name. Here are the results, just for fun:

Carlo Vergara - Baklang Jueteng Lord
Vin Simbulan - Baklang Miyembro ng Sexbomb
Dean Alfar - Tambay/Palamunin/Tamad
Nikki Alfar - Hardinero
Jason Banico - Kutong Cop
Marco Dimaano - Tulala sa Opisina
Arnold Arre - Live-In Partner ni Tado
Cynthia Arre - Baklang Jueteng Lord (may trading deal kami ni Madame Cynthia)
Camille Portugal - Bilanggo sa City Jail
Dino Yu - Bukas Kotse Gang

And some randomly selected others:
Tobie Abad - Pulis
Angelo Morales - Presidente ng Sigue Sigue
Ian Carandang - GRO
Jac Ting Lim - Sugarol ng Tong-its
Francis Chiu - Gambling Lord
James Palabay - Taong Grasa
Ryan Orosco - Hubad na model ng Abante
Zach Yonzon - Mayamang Loyal Customer ng Adonis at Gigolo
Gerry Alanguilan - Bilanggo sa City Jail
John Rae Cortes - Call Girl
Dexter Lira - Baklang Basurero
Elbert Or - Waiter
Charles Tan - Drayber ng Jeep
Andrew Drilon - Kapitan ng Barangay Paltuk
Xochi Mapua - Jueteng Lord (hindi bakla?)

What if I put in my full name?

Visconde Carlo San Juan Vergara - Gambling Lord

Sugal pa rin. Pfffft.

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