The Why's of Men

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Forwarded to me via email. Another one for the ladies...

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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Comments

Anonymous said…
Ok.. why did God create women?
so there wouldn't be world peace. :P
Thursday, November 8, 2007 at 11:53:00 AM GMT+8
Carver said…
Ikaw talaga, Paolo. :-) Pero kungsabagay, nariyan ang Helen of Troy.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 3:45:00 AM GMT+8
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