So I'm here at Coffee California along Pearl Drive, dumbing down at the Internet terminal. The establishment has its television tuned in to Star In A Million. I waited for the turn of Michael Cruz, the openly homosexual contestant. He was very good.
So much so that Fritz Ynfante couldn't countain himself, and I quote, "Maldita ka! Ang galing mong mag-connect sa audience! Putang ina!!"
Yessiree, he just had to say that.