Joke Time

Got this gem off a message board.

It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said, "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.

"Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.

"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"? Again, no response except from Suzuki:

"Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs."

"Who said that?!!" she demanded, darting her gaze across the room.

Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher raised her voice. "I'm serious! Who said that?"

Again, Suzuki responded, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Suzuki jumped out of his chair waving his hand at the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now amidst a growing mob-like hysteria someone shouted, "You little shit! If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"

Suzuki screamed frantically at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001!"

The teacher fainted and the class fell silent. As everyone gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble!

...and Suzuki said, "The Taliban,2001!"

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